Judith "Pony" Tail

Hi.......It's me...... Annie Grace,

This morning after looking out the window I quickly conducted my morning ritual of swiping. This time I took the large hand cream tube and really flung it across the room. GET UP! It's miserable outside and I am very concerned about my future. I can not possible live here any more if we do not see an improvement in the weather. Get up and we need to talk about it...NOW! When I get really close to her face I now see that the Lancome Eye Cream seems to have helped. As she sits with her coffee checking all 12 news sources on her computer as Soooooo much happens here on a daily basis and she may have missed a George Clooney sighting I get very agitated. Lady....you are sitting in my seat! "Oh Annie.....take another one" she tells me. No, I want THAT one. So I swirl around her. Sit and stare. Cry. Doesn't take long..... "Oh Annie....here you go. Take my seat, I will sit in the other one." What a good little Stepford Mother she is! In my proper accommodations I now prepare myself for a very boring morning conversation by laying down on MY chair with my back to her.


We discuss (actually I say nothing....) the improving economic conditions (except for Chrysler) and how the only people left in the real estate industry are the old timers. It seems that you need to hold a masters in 7 degrees to get your real estate license and continue to survive in the business.



1. Psychology

2. Hostage Negotiations

3. Finance

4. Construction to include a minor in locksmith studies

5. Anger Management/Grief Counseling

6. Data Processing with a minor in Blackberry functions

7. Psychic/Predicting the future



And also some knowledge of contract law.....but that is optional.


With a yawn I ask The Lady who is left??? Who has survived????

"Just "Pony" Tail and I" she tells me. Now if you don't know who I mean it's because her real name is Judith. When they were young......had money.....and were happy every day......they had fun. They even went to a Spa in Vermont for a couple of days to a ski get-a-way (neither one ski's....but there was outlet shopping really close by). They packed up all their winter attire and went to the Spa and decided that 17 below zero is a tad cold to do anything outside except bring the shopping bags to the car. They even could each afford their own rooms! (Actually The Lady said something about "Pony" Tails housekeeping skills.....but I have no idea what she means)......anyway Judith "Pony" Tail brought with her 6 varying shades of fake pony tails to secure to their heads. This is LONG before Jessica Simpson did so. It also seems that there were "too many children" on their floor so they were upgraded to their own suites on a floor with no Urchins or Cherubs. Let's just say I am quite certain that The Equinox Spa in Burlington Center......has not kept them on the mailing list.

I am quite suspect that there is NO ONE left in the business but The Lady and "Pony" Tail but what thrills me is that they are now.....Old Timers!