We are RICH!!!

Hi....It's me...Annie Grace...

I came to the rescue with moments to spare today....I mean moments. Remember I have told you about my journey here and keeping her in line? Oh yes.....and also her logic? To which she has none.

So after a long nap in the sun on the back of the leather chair...which I previously had used to sharpen my claws I awoke to her sitting at the table with catalogs strewn all over and about 350 items circled ....mostly in Bloomingdale's and Sephora. She is so engrossed she has failed to notice me. Hellooooooo!!!! It's me..Annie Grace...ready for you to acknowledge me!! Nothing. So I hop up on my chair and sit...looking at everything she has circled. I gasped. 15 pair of UGG's? For what? Every fall duo eyeshadow from Dior, the whole set of Dolce and Gabanna Light Blue......even the soap, a new ski outfit including matching boots (she does not ski...), all circled. I yawn waiting for another long boring story of how she is making a "wish list" like she was 10 and looking through a Sears Catalog. She is still circling everything like a crazy woman and saying nothing. So, I ask "what are you doing?". She looks up with a dazed startled expression. She says "we are rich Annie Grace!". Is there something I am unaware of? Have I really hit the mother load? Maybe The budget was just a test of my loyalty. Maybe the heat being on low was just a test! As I snap back to reality.....I ask how?

So she shares with me this email she just got....here it is.

Attn: My Dear,

Now we have arranged your payment of ($1,350,000.00) One Million Three hundred and fifty thousand united state dollars that was in ATM payment card into cash and to be sent to you through western union money transfer payment: Your payment will be sending to you by western union, the amount you will be receiveing per day is $7,000.00 dollars. The ministry trust funds of Benin Republic will send you the currently standards tracking details you need to pick up your ($7,000) payment by western union office, you will be receiveing every day till 180 days untill received your total sum of $1,350,000.00 united state dollars, now no need to send you this atm card because you can not be able to withdraw the ATM card due to the ATM master card contain large money on it.The only fee you have to send to them is $327.00 usd that they will use to obtain insurance certificate and claims of affidavite to prove that total sum of $1,350,000.00 belongs to you be rest assure that all other fees have been paid by me.



I scratch my ear with my paw, hesitate and then ask.."you can't be serious?".

She gives me another blank look and says "yes" as she is rummaging around looking for her credit cards that she hid...from herself...certainly not me.

THERE IS NO BENIN REPUBLIC!!!!! Look it up!

She sashayed out of the room and said "I knew that Annie".

No....she did not. Now she is pretending like she is searching for something else not her credit cards then stops to fluff her hair, re-apply her gloss, shed a tear and come back in the room and says "I was just making a wish list Annie". No you were not.

Please note...the typos in the letter are for real...this is how it was sent. Somehow she missed that......