Political Signs

Hi...It's me..Annie Grace,

She comes home today in a tizzy. It seems that she is upset with the political signs on lawns. She said it just looks horrible. I am smart enough to figure out that NOW is not a good time to bring up how many signs are in a yard ......with her name on it. (Un-sold...by the way). So, I listen. Apparently The Lady thinks they are sloppy, not properly aligned, ugly and not really legible. She said if there were regulations requiring the signs to be uniformed and strategically placed on a pole she would be more receptive than the 8 cheap signs strewn about on a clothes hanger post. I tried to explain that people feel the need to advertise who they support. She is busy right now writing a bill that she wants passed on capital hill that people would be fined $100 per day for messy sign placement and $200 a day for each day beyond the elections they had signs in their yard. I am beginning to wonder if in her mind she feels this is why the market has slowed. Yes....that is what she is thinking! No...seriously. She thinks that people do not know if the house is for sale or if there are 10 political signs. (Yes... a reoccurring theme...not enough people are paying attention to her. Just like her walks and people saying hello.) She is running around town pulling political signs if they are near a house she has for sale. I am sure this will boost the market in a matter of days......Look Lady... We have 2 weeks left, can't you just ignore them? No...she said. Right now she is making her own signs and putting them out front of her yard. I am horrified. This is what she is has out front....she says she supports them and it's the same thing. No logic. None.

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I can hardly wait for the holidays............Please do not drive by our house until I can remove them.