I have not thrown up in 2 weeks

Hi...It's me Annie Grace.....
She has been fluttering about looking for missed throw up. Wondering...did she miss any? NO. Look lady you have not missed anything. I just do not feel like throwing up these days. Simple. When I want to throw up I will. I personally have heard that HE threw up all the time so what is the big deal. I am thinking about it soon though. The Lady spent a whole day dusting and moving all the items in the house "for a change". I do not need the change and frankly it has impeded all of my routine including my mantle which has my two favorite windows. I do not need the plants indoors now. Thanks but no thanks. She carefully re-potted all of them and I may chew on them out of boredom and then throw them up after. She has nicely placed one next to my window which has some interesting hanging parts that has been amusing me daily by swatting them and they crunch when I chew them. I do think I prefer to chew them over the wide variety of catalogs that arrive in the mail including Sephora. She said we are now all set for winter FENG SHUI. Oh goody. I feel the harmony and balance has shifted in the house. I truly think moving all the little items around in the house will make George Clooney find you sooooo much sooner.
Now she is rummaging around looking for her UGG's. I am helping. Leaving no corner of any closet un-explored. The abyss of her main closet is nothing compared to the others there are carefully labeled baskets everywhere! Boots, gloves, scarfs, light bulbs, pocketbooks and games. Oh no....here it comes...I see the sappy look in her eyes. "Annie, we could play cards together." No, we can not. If you even bring me to the table to sit with you and play cards.... I will chew on them. Guaranteed. They will crunch when I chew them which would be perfect. With a defeated sigh she continues to look for her UGG's. I sit patiently gazing at the closets in my perfect cat position.....head slightly tilted to feign interest, eyes wide open showing my stunning blue eyes, fur perfectly groomed, paws perfectly aligned and tail swishing 6 times per minute and I see everything is labeled or in a basket. EVERYTHING! I have visions of me being labeled. Finally! The basket with her UGG's and boots. I breathe a sign of relief knowing the balance and harmony is here and go off to take a nap...perhaps throwing up after.