Hi....it's me Annie Grace...
We were sitting around talking (well...as you can imagine SHE was talking...I was trying to eat my Wisker Lickens Treats) and I asked who was that lady in the high heels who is from another country who claims she cleaned my litter box when you were away but really The Husband did? (yes Scott....it's a run on sentence)
She said another country? (see....she is not worried about my litter box!!!) What do you mean she asked me? The lady with the accent I said......The accent? Oh........Elisa....she said but she is not from another country....she is from NEW JERSEY and..... she is Polish but that's not the point.
Does she help you with all your prisoners...I mean pets I asked? Yes...when her fish passed away (no...she did not kill another one. This one she claims was 102 years old and was very happy here...although they found a fishing lure attached to him, it was ruled accidental ...not suicide or murder) The Husband also took care of the problem...by flushing him. So...I asked what does she really do when she comes here? I proceeded to tell her that this lively young thing did indeed come to check on me......but she had 6 inch heels and I feared for her safety if walking up the stairs...to my litter box. . She was talking to me....with her accent so finally I said loudly ....Mów wolniej (which means speak slower...in polish!! ) I was scared...very scared. I could have a very dirty litter box if this continues....Thus....The Husband...he steps in to save the day giving me the clean litter box I am use to......... as he could walk UP the stairs.
Being from a very sheltered world (remember...indoor cat!) I am intrigued....about this New Jersey waif in her 8 inch high heels ...tell me more! Well, people from New Jersey...they like Lima beans mixed into what they call succotash...and they all think Bruce Springsteen should be president. Who???? She said never mind. Why does she wear those 10 inch heels I asked the Lady. Because they are all so comfortable and all NJ girls have high heels and big hair. (I have big hair!!! maybe I am from NJ or MAYBE I am Polish!!) Matter of fact all of her high heels are to quote the NJ Polish waif "very comfortable.....my most comfortable pair of shoes". I am suspect of this. Very suspect. Very Very Very!
The Husband.....? I have a feeling he may be my only saving grace....Saving Annie Grace.
As they left....I yelled ....Wspaniale, dzieki! (Great....Thanks!) in Polish...my new heritage.
She said another country? (see....she is not worried about my litter box!!!) What do you mean she asked me? The lady with the accent I said......The accent? Oh........Elisa....she said but she is not from another country....she is from NEW JERSEY and..... she is Polish but that's not the point.
Does she help you with all your prisoners...I mean pets I asked? Yes...when her fish passed away (no...she did not kill another one. This one she claims was 102 years old and was very happy here...although they found a fishing lure attached to him, it was ruled accidental ...not suicide or murder) The Husband also took care of the problem...by flushing him. So...I asked what does she really do when she comes here? I proceeded to tell her that this lively young thing did indeed come to check on me......but she had 6 inch heels and I feared for her safety if walking up the stairs...to my litter box. . She was talking to me....with her accent so finally I said loudly ....Mów wolniej (which means speak slower...in polish!! ) I was scared...very scared. I could have a very dirty litter box if this continues....Thus....The Husband...he steps in to save the day giving me the clean litter box I am use to......... as he could walk UP the stairs.
Being from a very sheltered world (remember...indoor cat!) I am intrigued....about this New Jersey waif in her 8 inch high heels ...tell me more! Well, people from New Jersey...they like Lima beans mixed into what they call succotash...and they all think Bruce Springsteen should be president. Who???? She said never mind. Why does she wear those 10 inch heels I asked the Lady. Because they are all so comfortable and all NJ girls have high heels and big hair. (I have big hair!!! maybe I am from NJ or MAYBE I am Polish!!) Matter of fact all of her high heels are to quote the NJ Polish waif "very comfortable.....my most comfortable pair of shoes". I am suspect of this. Very suspect. Very Very Very!
The Husband.....? I have a feeling he may be my only saving grace....Saving Annie Grace.
As they left....I yelled ....Wspaniale, dzieki! (Great....Thanks!) in Polish...my new heritage.
Z poważaniem (regards)
Annie Grace
2 comments:
If you are going to use derogatory words, you should at least spell them correctly when using them in run on sentences. :)
She won't read this until later today....at work....after her pedicure......and online shopping....after sending me 5 chain emails that if I break them bad things will happen. And...I really do have a moment of panic before I hit the delete button!
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