So I am watching CNN...every day...all day.....alone.....waiting.....and she pranced in tonight with a dead cell phone battery (Why? Because she talks so much), smudged mascara and faded eyeliner (clearly not the Dior waterproof in sable brown...that she swears by), dirt on the heels of her shoes, cobwebs in her hair (apparently another basement that no one bothered to "spruce up" before putting their house on the market.......see how quickly I learn the lingo), uni-ball ink on her hands and last but not least....perfectly applied lip gloss. After she kicked off her heels, poured a drink and in a very un-lady like manner sprawled in the leather chair I had just recently sharpened my claws on....I asked her...what are the elections all about. Who are these people?
She gave me a blank look......the line between her eyes deepened....(she MIGHT want to get some quick heavy duty lotion for that!), she bits her bottom lip (leaving lip gloss on her teeth) and says...."Are the elections this year? Who is running? They really should put them in the news. Gosh I hope they let us know before November" With this perfectly profound statement uttered from her not to perfect lip glossed lips I felt the need to help her so she will not make a complete and utter fool of herself.....(and me) I found this...which brings it to her level...(if not slightly above!)
Love,
Annie Grace
Here is the link........
http://www.peteyandpetunia.com/VoteHere/VoteHere.htm
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