She is an actress!!!

Hi....It's me...Annie Grace....

After being here for almost 3 months I finally asked her what it is she really does all day. She said .....she is an actress. I said REALLY....why are we not living in Hollywood or NY.... or Prague After another long drawn out very dramatic droning explanation I am able to ascertain this much.....

She gets up everyday and dresses up, puts on varying shades of make-up (usually matte finish over metallic ...for day), decides which height of heel to wear, a poof of Dolce and Gabbana Light Blue perfume, cell phone,her Coach satchel and off she goes. She then goes on "appointments" all day.....house to house ...heels clicking throughout each floor, talking all day long. Perky...happy..enthusiastic.....poised to make "The Sale" (to which I have pointed out...why do you not really have any since I have been here?). She smiles all day long, telling everyone NOT to watch the news or read any newspapers, keys jingling, papers rustling,emailing,texting and reapplying lip gloss all day because she is talking so much. I hear all her phrases...
1. You will be sooooooo HAPPY here....
2. This is a GOOD Investment....
3. You are making a GOOD decision...
4. And you will be paying cash I assume....
5. A new roof....that's no big deal
6. See the house for the 5th time before you make a dcision?....No problem
7. Bring your Uncle Harry back...who built a house in 1961...sure.
8. Think it over for 9 weeks before you decide?....Very wise decision...
9. Wait for the market to "bottom out"....VERY smart ....keep renting.
10. When will the market bottom out? Hold on ...Let me get my tarrot cards and crystal ball.

I wonder if because she smiles all day that is why I see wrinkles but I think it might be best NOT to go there! I sit patiently...I even give my best sprawl with one paw in the air ...gazing at her....waiting for what is next. She gave me a look like I should fully understand at this point...which I don't. I said "sounds fascinating"....she said "It's an ACT! I gave her my Annie HHTT (remember...Haughty Holier Than Thou Look) and said "you are a FABULOUS actress!"
Love,
Annie Grace