Dear Yoda........

Hi....there it's me Annie Grace..........

I have been very anxious since I received a warning email from a very dumb french bull dog named Yoda who I have never met. (If anyone at this point does not know what I am talking about...then you don't realize there is a comment button at the bottom of every blog....look it up!) Anyway.....I asked her about it in a very tactful and gentle way....Is this true? Did you or did you not kill Oscar the fish? Did you leave Yoda homeless? Please....relieve my fears and anxiety! So she calmly explained the story with a tear in her eye. (I actually think it was a reaction to her NEW mascara which claims to make lashes 1000 times bigger).

She said that Yoda is from a very well educated family. The smartest people she knows.... They have lots of degrees. They travel ....A LOT.......and sometimes while they are claiming to be helping orphans in a 3rd world country......the "mother" is at a spa hotel there and the "father" is always out west fishing or at the race track and cruising around in his Porsche. At this point I have a visual as to why Yoda has a distorted view. So....back to the "murder in question".......She (The Lady) said that Oscar had a heart condition and was 99 years old. Her wild party that she was accused of having was for her church group to celebrate the baby Jesus. (Christmas...) . At this point I am feeling so much better!!! The houses she sold underneath Yoda.......she has no real explanation for that except to say.......she needed the money for the seasonal change of wardrobe. The part about Yoda falling madly in love with her is true she said.......

Clearly this is just another learning experience for me.....I will be very very careful around the holidays and sleep with one eye open! The jury is still out .......on The Lady.....
Suspiciously,


Annie Grace Millin