Hello...it's me...Annie Grace...
We were watching the news and there is talk of a hurricane coming to Fl....so she jumps off the couch and tells me "we have a hurricane kit". I gave her a very bored haughty look hoping this was the end of it. NOT! She drags the thing upstairs to which I examine this kit. Absolutely appalling!!!! Seriously...I rely on her for by safe well being...this is not good! So here is what I find...
Mascara - for the day after...waterproof of course
Lip gloss - for medicinal purposes
Wine opener - because she is concerned they don't have then in a rescue center
Baby wipes - she is concerned about the accommodations .....after Katrina
Dog food - she said for HIM (Ted ...but this is the very last time I bring anyone up to speed)who mind you is not with us anymore......and I would not eat it!
Thank you notes - to thank the people who saved us
Uni-ball pen - to write the thank you notes with waterproof ink
Batteries - which I thought was a good sign .....until she said they were for an I-pod
Scented candles - once again I THOUGHT a good sign until I saw they were scented
Bug spray - she said mosquito's leave nasty welts on her
Hand sanitizer - Once again...thought was a good ..but she said you don't shake hands without it.
What is she running for office??? we will be in a shelter and no one wants to SHAKE HANDS!!!
I am going to lay here..on the kitchen floor..on my back....(yes...like a dog...it's what I do..read my bio!) and worry.........worry a lot!.
I have asked her to re-think this kit and while she is at it...add some cat food! I can only know that I am riding on a wing and a prayer if disaster strikes! (but at least she can thank everyone...)
Love, Annie Grace Millin
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