Hi... It's me.......Annie Grace,This is me......in my front window with Samantha's pillow. I am not even going into the story of Sam today! As you can see this is me in my royal pose......in my throne......waiting for my faithful servant to return. We had a discussion over Iams hairball reducer and tuna flavored Wisker Lickens this morning as to why suddenly my name grew. Enduring yet once again a very long drawn out boring story that is quite mind boggling to me.
I was born. Given the name Annie. Annie Patterson. Then I came here and she added Millin. THEN...decided I should have a middle name. WHY? WHY? WHY? For what? My passport? Marriage license? Drivers license? School enrollment? Social Security? Homeland security?
She said she really though about it....for a day ....and decided on Grace...after Princess Grace. Because... WE were princesses and her real name means Grace/Graceful (which mind you is the funniest thing I have heard so far! When she walks....she often trips and then stops to stare down at an invisible item that clearly must have made her trip. She even pretends to kick it out of the way for future unsuspecting walkers). So now I am Princess Annie Grace Patterson Millin. I asked what the other choices were. She said Ethel ...for her grandmother and Iris because at first if she could not adopt a ragdoll she was going to buy a kitten.....(Yes BUY....like we are potions or lotions you just get at Sephora..) and they would almost cost a whole IRS refund. Thus Iris.
I asked about HIM and she said he was Theodore Joseph Millin. What about HER (you all know who...the beagle) and she said Samantha Lynn Millin. I think I will just leave it alone and accept the entire name. I asked her what name has she taken the liberty to declare.......she said Sophia. Knowing that this is cutting into my window watching time.....I asked her WHO calls her Sophia? She said PamelERRR. I think you mean Pamela I told her. She said no...in RI it's PamelERRR.
With this quite disterbing news that she thinks she is Sophia Loren........I accept my name.
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Dear PAG (Princess Annie Grace),
I feel for you, Princess Kitty. Your Queen does tend to think she is Sophia Loren and I must admit that I think this is my fault and it all revolves around PRODUCT (shocking, I know)!
There are only two things that I have found to snap her back to reality: vodker* and tonic; and maxing out her Viser* on more shoes and PRODUCT. Perhaps you should suggest a shopping trip?
*I know you're new to Rhode Island, but you will soon realize that this is how they speak around here and your ears will soften to it eventually. From one "transplant" to another....hang in there, it gets easier.
xo
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