The Debutante's Power Walk

Hi....It's me...Annie Grace..

The debutante is out on her daily power walk and this morning I asked her why it seems like a whole process to go on her walk. Can't you roll out of bed, put on sweats and go? She explained as follows:

First you wake up, brush your teeth, brush your hair into a perky ponytail, put on one of the fun "walking outfits", find your most fashionable Angell sunglasses. The walking outfits consist of brightly colored "modern fit" walking shorts completed with "modern fit" tank tops. (I personally know she is sticking to her budget and bought them at Wal-Mart but....she does not know ......I KNOW!) then you slap on lip gloss and off you go!! Then you walk with very expensive noise reducing headphones (so people think you are listening to something fabulous...maybe learning Italian, French or just your daily brief from the CIA.....no seriously...that is what she said!) then you walk with purpose...like you are a runway model but yet as gracefully as a debutante. She said to pretend you are in Milan for the spring season debut...strutting on the runway. Then...when you get to the crosswalk on Main St you hold your side like you just ran. She said everyone stops because they think you are breaking your "run" to wait for traffic. Then the whole walk you really continue to listen to Kid Rock.....over and over.
From a distance you might see her and think.......look at her go! But trust be apon her arrival home where she has bugs stuck in her lip gloss, sweat dripping down and smells.......trust me it is not pretty!!!! I say nothing because it keeps her going everyday and who am I to point out all of her flaws.