So...I found this on the computer....Ohhh...sorry....Hi It's me Annie Grace....
I have some time while listening too Kid Rock to scout her computer...VERY interesting indeed! I said who are these cherubs???????? She said..."it's Danny and Caroline...." Clearly I have not met them! She explained that they are very very busy. I said...huumm they seem nice and clearly ADORE YOU! Too busy to come visit US? So..we are having a party...she promised me! She made some reference to the Christmas gifts she gives make all adore her! I can not wait until Christmas!!!!! I just hope I don't get a "Coach" collar like "him" and have to wear it!! But anyway...I digress...(sound familiar Di Di???????????......if you know Diana..who digresses..thus Digressing Diana....DiDi) so..these cherubs...stunning indeed. I think they will love me!! This is last year.....and now one year later.....this is them.....
They have grown.....like a foot! And Danny why he looks like his shirt is staying tucked in and he is looking to dance....and Caroline is walking better then "The Lady" in her high heels My my my what stress this must be on their parents! I myself produce no stress on the lady! Our first night away and she sends two people to check on me. I gave Elisa the butt swish when she showed up. Then she went and checked my litter box and sent The Lady a photo of it. Do I scour around HER bathroom? I think not. I am very very wise! No wild parties and no boys...... Well..... since SHE is home I have to go an pay attention to her......again.
2 comments:
Annie,
I'm just a dumb french bulldog, so I can't figure out how to post on
your blog, but I have some serious NEED TO KNOW information for you.
It is worse than you think.
The Lady killed my pet fish. All he did was mind his own business in
his bowl. Our people left him in Nanci's care for Christmas, and she
threw a wild party (it could be heard across town), and the next thing
I knew... no more Oscar. The holidays can be dangerous.
And that aint all. The Lady sold my house. TWICE. At least the
first time she bought me a new one. This time, she sold it right out
from under me and now I live in a city far away.
My advice to you: Watch yourself. For a while, the Lady was coming
to my house every day. She makes you fall madly in love with her,
and then.... tragedy.
xxx, Yoda
Annie:
I have seen your latest entry and will let you know that I have some influence with these cherubs you discovered on The Lady's computer. I have a feeling I can arrange a meeting if you desire, and without bribery. Keep up the blogging - fantastic insights on how crazy The Lady actually is.
'Auntie' Debbie
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