Economics .....GNP

Hi....It's me.....Annie Grace......

I am working here from my desk.....The lady is away so I have opened one of her finest blends of Boxed White Zin......This is our first night away from each other.............(I very much needed the space!!!) She was packing up for one night away and I noticed all the potions and lotions....so I asked what they were. She said in that tone...."It's product". So I gave it some thought and went back to my economic classes....you mean like GNP? She said it could be construed as either GNP or GDP. With some time on my hands I asked her to explain HOW? (This is very similar to pedicures being under "repairs" in our budget I would imagine)

GDP vs GNP
Gross domestic product (GDP) is defined as the "value of all final goods and services produced in a country in one year"

Gross national product (GNP) is defined as the "value of all (final) goods and services produced in a country in one year, plus income earned by its citizens abroad, minus income earned by foreigners in the country"

She said actually GNP means Gorgeous Nanci Product and GDP means Gratifying Desirable Product.

I hope by this point you see what I have to live with...........

She then proceeded to tell me that The Product helps keep not only the economics conditions flourishing in this country it is helping the world. How? Because in all of The Product are rare oils and plants that are harvested and made into miracle potions and lotions. Thus.......upon her sashaying out the door....I popped open a glass of wine. I truly will need time to recover from that life altering education.