What to do during a snowstorm

Hi....It's me.......Annie Grace....

The boredom has set in for me this month of February and I have very little excitement. Drinking from the Christmas Tree stand has become a distant memory, the windows are still closed which really makes sitting at the window.....boring. I can't hear anyone pulling into the driveway so my greeting skills have declined, sometimes I greet and sometimes I just sleep through it as what's the point to say hello if they are already here. I have tried watching The Olympics with Mommy Dearest but apparently my taking up the entire side of the couch is not acceptable.

"Oh Annie.....why are you able to take up half the couch when you are sleeping as this couch is made for 4 people?" she asks while applying yet more Nail Grow Fast quite certain that overnight she will have perfectly strong and long nails.

Why can I take up half the couch???? Because I can. It is a class at school called Sleeping Positions #101. If I get up here first and claim a position which suits me perfectly for a 3 1/2 hour slumber WHY should I move for you?

"All right Annie....but if I get here first tomorrow I get the whole couch" she tells me. Good luck with that Mommy Dearest! As the snow rolls into town I hear the flurry of snow and of conspiring going on. What time to walk down to The Tavern. It is one of the perks about buying a house within walking distance to a bar I have been told. I am suspect that this increases your house value by 2 1/2 percent especially as we are still in a declining market but I suppose in a recession the ability to NOT drive your car 1/2 mile to a tavern would be appealing. As the sun sets, the snow swirls and the winds roar....... out comes the Uggs, Ski Jacket (which she does not ski) and lastly the ridiculous white fur hat (which she is quite certain with the correct shade of lipstick she resembles Lara from Dr Zhivago.....not even close). A spritz of Dolce and Gabanna Light Blue and Color Stay Lipstick in Sienna Sunset complete the costume. This of course leaves me the entire couch. Here are the highlights..........

And last but not least......

I am suspect that this is really what one should do in a snowstorm but based on the amount of patrons in this establishment either many people live within walking distance or everyone drives a truck.