Tip #1

Hi.....it's me....Annie Grace,
I thought I should share this little tip I just discovered.
If you are not being served your 1 Tablespoon of Sheba Chicken flavor food at the designated time of 6:30 AM and the affectionate "love bites" on a humans arm are not working as the arms magically disappear under the covers I have a solution. (Just so you know.....I have discovered as well that "love bites" on The Lady's nose are not acceptable. Although.....after screaming "NO Annie...not the face!!" she does get up out of bed to examine her face looking for damage.)
My solution is quite simple and occurred by accident. IF you have tried every non-violent way of awaking the hand that feeds you simply lay very close to her and stretch out like you are going back to sleep, lay still for....about 10 minutes.......then quickly sit up like you just remembered you forgot to clean 1 centimeter of your back left leg, contort your body.....showing that it is VERY important to get this spot....... start cleaning this section all while sticking your right rear leg out very very straight which conveniently this leg is now heading toward her face. Now pretend that you are so intent on this cleaning that you have absolutely NO idea your right rear paw is now firmly planted in her face. Not realizing this leverage, which is aiding in the cleaning making it easier to get to the most difficult spot, is now pushing the right paw even harder into her face until you hear her voice. "Annie, stop it! Do you know where this paw has been?"
Do I know where my paw has been???? Of course I do....... it's my paw! Seriously......I think I know exactly where my feet are at all times. She is now peering at me as I continue to sit in my contoured position with my left leg pointed up toward the sky, I open my eyes very wide and feign a look of innocence. Can I have my Sheba now?
Mission accomplished.