Happy Anniversary

Hi....it's me.....Annie Grace,

Today is the day. It's my 1 year anniversary of living in the confines of this insane environment filled with GNP, toxic lingering perfume, and drama. This photo of me is the first day I was brought here after being kidnapped. See how I have aged over the past year. I figured my gifts would be flowing (I got her nothing....) so after my appropriately rationed teaspoon of Sheba I stood and waited. Now I skulk around her feet. Finally I just sit and stare. Never moving a muscle I am perfectly aligned with my mitted paws strategically placed in front of me, and even my ears don't move. What is completely out of my control is the tail. It swishes and there is nothing I can do about it. After about 3 minutes of this The Lady glances up. "Oh Hi Annie, what do you need?" she says to me and I can see she is distracted by the chips on her pedicure which means she will probably break our budget rules and get another one filing it under emergency treatment. What do I need?? A vat of Sheba and Wisker Lickens on demand would be a start. "Annie, I got you a new toy" she says which I am trying to feign interest. Toys are not really my thing. My intellect far surpasses a mouse on wheels or a stuffed ball with Nip. Next thing I know the air is filled with bubbles. When I say filled.....she is blowing them above me and all around me. I simply walk out of the room. "Annie, they are Catnip Bubbles." She is now following me like the fact that the bubbles have catnip in them would entice me. I am so disgusted I go to me window and watch the birds. How would she like it if I blew bubbles in her face filled with Chardonnay wine or Dolce and Gabanna Light Blue???? I will mention she replaced my scratch pad so I am quite pleased with that but will probably still alternate it with the leather chairs when she is not home. Every time she walks in the room I just turn my head 90 degrees and stare until she leaves the room. Finally on the 10th time of disturbing me I ask her what she plans to do on this blessed day. "Oh Annie, I have a lot to do today. First I have to go to the hardware store for plumbers tape and washers to fix the leaking spigots, nails for putting up the weather stripping on the garage door and wine." Then I have to fix the spigots and install the stripping and then I have a showing." Most of it I was able to follow with the exception of getting wine at the hardware store, so I asked about the wine. "Well Annie, the guy that works at the hardware store makes his own wine and I have to pick up a bottle from him." I am suspect that most people do NOT go to the hardware store to get wine.