Our Hawk and waiting

Hi....it's me....Annie Grace.....
I am on Hawk alert today.
For the past couple of mornings we are on the verge of some serious carnage. Since we are at war with the squirrels on an annual basis I called some of "my people"....through mental telepathy of course and have hired this hit-hawk for a week. He hides in the tree outside the back window and I just sit here letting him know when one of the 80 varmints is about to run through the back yard. I have asked The Lady if death is really necessary as she is curling her eyelashes. She now whips around peering at me, with one eye bulging and captured in this metal trap exclaiming that either the Hawk does his job or we shall acquire a BB gun. I just sit and look at her without moving a muscle (except my tail which has a mind of it's own), I stare at her slightly horrified that she would actually obtain a BB gun and the amount of make-up that is being slathered on her eyes. After careful deliberation I slither away back to my post by the window waiting for the Hawk. With his violent nature I am yet to name him or declare him "Our spring tenant". That brings me to the thought that by now The Toad should be leaving Miami and making his way back to our patio. There is so much mention of spring and how it's almost here......then where is the sun? Green grass? Buds? Flowers? Screens back in the windows so I can get some air. I am WAITING...... I think it would be nice that I could hear the squeal as The Hawk scores. Anyway.... I am patiently waiting for not only our $2,500 make-up/make-over stimulus check to look better, spring and warmer weather, The Lady to do her taxes as we only have 13 days left (which she has told me is basically 2 weeks and PLENTY of time), waiting for more Sheba-chicken flavored, for her to come home, for her to wake up at 6:41 AM without me, and just waiting.......