I am thoroughly recovering from a tumultuous couple of days. First let me start with The Rock Star arriving. With a boy in tow.......we shall call him Rockin Rob. I had positioned myself for a rather typical pathetic weekend of The Lady working.....me waiting for her...and nights of chick flicks and fermented grape juice combined with a multitude of baking and constant attention. It all went down....on Friday evening. The Rock Star and Rockin Rob arrive with a case of wine and the imagination of how to make "New Martini's". I am suspect that you see the writing on the wall........ They proceed to make a multitude of martini's until they find "the perfect one". This goes on all weekend. I decided at that point to make Rockin Rob my target and demand all his attention. Just to irritate the other two. It worked! He is totally smitten with me and basically fawns all over me, following me all over the house, paying attention to me, petting me and otherwise....my slave. The other two....they never stop talking and sipping. Disastrous indeed. Next thing I know they arrive with a vat of rocks.....from the beach. Apparently The Lady made them collect sacred rocks....from Moonstone Beach (where you are not suppose to take the rocks). These are sacred Indian Rocks that have some ridiculous folk lour which....they paid no attention to. I have no idea what we will do with all these rocks but I am certain that there is a plan. My only plan...is to continue to demand attention from whomever. Really.....I am not picky. This weekend has been exhausting and I have decided to sleep on my own, anywhere I please, without permission. Rest assured I am still there to swipe the Mary Kay Lip Balm off the night stand at my appointed time, but all I need to do is look at the clock to address that issue. The Lady being self centered has taken this personally and often asks "Annie Grace.....do you want to sleep in my bed tonight?" No.. No... No... No....
"But Annie.......I have a fleece blanket for you."
No....No.....NO! I have 5 other fleece blankets all around the house.
"OK Annie.....but I will be upstairs if you need me."
Good......run along and I will see you in the morning.
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