I have some time to myself this morning after doing my due diligence and waking her up with a swipe of the Mary Kay Lip Balm off the dresser to the floor followed by the Mary Kay Extra Moisturizing Night Hand Cream which is quite larger and makes more noise while hitting the floor. It is necessary. Apparently Daylight Savings Time being early has made my job difficult. I personally had no problem. Once again it has been all over the news for a week...how could I not know. Matter of fact it was ME at 2:00 AM that was changing the clocks! Who else would be up at that hours here? Anyway, so I adjusted my internal clock and on Sunday woke her at the new correct time. The Lady spent all morning peering at me very confused which only deepens her forehead wrinkles. Knowing what was on her mind I just prolonged her confusion by peering back. Finally! She asks me "Annie....HOW did you know we were changing the clocks ahead?" I stare at her pretending I do not understand her and blink twice. "No seriously Annie.....you knew down to the minute of 6:41 AM on Sunday. How did you know?" she sternly says to me. I still gaze at her without saying a word while swishing my tail at 22 second timed intervals. Within 2 minutes she is now on Google researching cat behavior again. I let this go on for about...15 minutes and then I finally quietly walk over to her and hop up on my chair at the table. "Well...Annie...." she says. I LOOKED AT THE CLOCK! How else do you think? Do you think that cats have secret meetings or a web site to discuss the new or updated rules, regulations , changes, or guidelines of humans? Plus....YOU reminded me every morning the week before. Matter of fact most of my information is from your calender, Internet and all the incessant talking you do I told her. I am wise...very wise but quite frankly this..........is what I do all day. SLEEP.
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