I slept all day on my new pink blanket. She has no idea. As she came home tonight I dutifully greeted her at the door....which I always do...EVERY TIME (read my bio, it clearly indicates my breed does that ...thus one of the reasons we are called puppy cats). Now she is lugging in not only one Coach satchel but TWO....full of work she probably won't do. Now I get nervous because this could mean she might be home all day tomorrow....there is mention of snow. Anyway....... she says "Oh Hi Annie......you look sleepy. Were you sleeping all day?" No.....I was checking my retirement account online, then 5 loads of laundry, emailed my distant relatives in Poland and Italy, organizing our silverware drawer, checking which spices are out dated, telepathically speaking to Yoda in Atlanta, reading police beat in the local paper making sure none of her acquaintances are in it, oh....and finally...... cleaning my own litter box. But, that is not what I told her. I told her that I had found a tube of lipstick under the table. She just about jumped through the roof. "Which one Annie? Was it Sienna Sunset? or Mary Kay Suede? " I paused for a moment really thinking about the ludicrousness of her identifying 2 missing tubes by name. I stared at her....for about 3 minutes never blinking my eyes. I was hoping that when I blink....she would be gone. "I really an not sure Mommy Dearest" I told her. She has now pulled out all of her lipstick to make sure that no other were missing. Seriously......Look
Now she is telling me that because we are on a budget there are no new colors in sight. Which I find truly horrifying since I do feel that most of her colors are appalling. Plus....the spring line should be out soon. Please God......help her sell a house so I am not in this position again....frightful lipstick....displayed on my table. I am now learning which ones are "color stay", gloss or vibrant. I am now listening to the story of her Lip Fusion Plumper being confiscated by airport security as they are now considered....liquid. Once again......no impact on my life. But I listen.
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