I might be up for adoption...

Hi....it's me....Annie Grace.....

Yes, I am in a lot of trouble. Which is why I need all the support I can get. Maybe it's being stuck together for extended periods of time.......
She gets home from work tonight and had a very weary look in her eyes which I should have paid attentions to. Which is why I jumped up on the dining room table.....to better look her in the eye....while she was negotiating a "deal" on her cell phone. I figured this was my show of support and affection. Next thing I know her arms are waving, she is snapping her fingers...all while mouthing something at me. It sounded like OFF but I really could not tell. So I elegantly draped myself over the table....on my back ....while swiping invisible mosquito's. She walks out of the room in a huff with her high heels clicking. I am guessing this was the wrong thing for me to do! Next I wander into the kitchen and am trying to talk to The Lady....in MY language. NOTHING! She is still talking on her phone and now I hear "Shhhhhhhhh." Which I have no idea what that means. I would suspect she is now contemplating my profile which says that "Ragdolls are quietly demur and rarely vocal". What idiot wrote that bio? I have no idea. Next, she covers the phone and says "Annie....Shhhhhh, I am trying to negotiate" I shake my head and my rear left paw (which signals disgust. Seriously....look it up), peer up at her and say "Yes.... I see. And I.....am trying to negotiate a treat. Seaside Flavor preferably." That does not work. I also need to have a talk with The Lady about my treats. I like the Wisker Lickens-Chicken flavor and The Seaside Delight-Seafood and Specialty Turkey/Cat Nip flavored. I DO NOT LIKE them mixed....which they are all. Not acceptable. So anyway.....It all started this morning which I dutifully woke her from her Princess slumber before 7 AM and accidental tried to trip her on the stairs. Seriously...it was an accident. I would never jeopardize my Sheba. Next I went back to bed after my 1 minuscule tablespoon of breakfast Sheba. I thought she needed space to get ready for work. Then when she came to check on me before she flounced out....I asked her if she really needed 5 shades of eye shadow today. Seriously.... it's mid week. 5 Shades? Off she went. So all in all....very productive day for me.