Hi....It's me.....Annie Grace....Today is laundry day......actually just about every day is laundry day. The folded towels are my favorite. The Lady endlessly chatters while folding.....my eyes glaze over.....to the point that I pretend to be fascinated with the sofa. She is continuing to discuss with me all of my flaws. Like I care. Apparently when I wake her at 6:45 AM (Which is progress from my 5:29 AM initial rising time when I was kidnapped here to my current abode) for my 1 tablespoon of Sheba (which mind you SHE started this....NOT ME) early in the morning and as I eat it gratefully (SHE said I should eat slower.....it's more lady-like....I ignore her) I see no issues. The Lady is upset that I turn around and go back to bed to sleep....for like 4 hours. I patiently explained that I need to digest and....it takes 4 hours. I can see she is skeptical and I am afraid that she may actually Google Ragdoll digestion time so..... I do what comes naturally. wreak havoc by looking adorable. I effortlessly jump up on the perfectly folded laundry which is smothered in "time released" Bounce Fabric Softer. First I roll my whole body around it.....then drape myself over it, roll my whole face in it...for about an hour. It's better than The Nip! After that....I sleep on it. She tiptoes around me, now distracted by the fact that she is quite pleased with herself thinking.....I am happy. I would be a lot happier is we double my Sheba intake consumption and do not discuss in the future.... my sleeping time. It's really not necessary. So anyway....we have more snow and I can tell this will be a long winter. Twice this week The Lady forgot to apply her mascara which clearly indicates weariness. It's probably just as well since that was part of Our Budget and cutting back. As I smell the air filling with Dolce and Gabanna I am suspect that she is going out to dinner....again. Peace and quiet.
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Annie you are precious and have more personality than most Men I know! The sun is shining keep the faith.
GA
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