The Jewelry Party

Hi....it's me Annie Grace......
With so much rain and fog these days I expected to be stuck here with her. I was totally prepared by saving up some of my hair clumps to drop about every hour figuring this would keep her busy. I then jumped up on every surface using the floor rugs which pushes them so they are askew...now she runs around and straightens them. Next I eat, which I do with such enthusiasm that is pushes food out of the bowl and this requires her to clean my feeding station. I was about to come up with more and then I see her look at the clock jump up and flounce to the bathroom to rummage through her GNP and in minutes there is shimmer, glitter,potions and lotions all being used. So I saunter by feigning no interest, turn back around and sit in the bathroom doorway...watching. "Where are you going?" I ask. She looks down on me while using the eyelash curler which I find horrifying. "Oh Hi Annie....I am going to a Jewelry Party" she says. Now I may be vain and self centered but I have noticed she NEVER wears jewelry. Never. 5 colors of perfectly blended eyeshadow......yes...but no jewelry. So, I am suspect. Very suspect. As I am now having trouble breathing through my perfect pink nose because of the hairspray and Dolce and Gabanna Light Blue fumes I do manage to gasp out " No really....where are you going?" Now I see her pull out this 15 foot strand of big and little pearls. She wraps it around her neck about 5 times and is admiring herself in the mirror....for a LONG time. Trust me, no good can come of this. I know her. Off she goes! When she arrives home....late....I notice the pearls are missing. So I ask where they are. She says "I gave them to Cat." Let me get this right...a Cat was there???? You did not bring me and just gave them to a Cat off the street? She explains her friend Cat (she has no nick name from me...hers is just fine!) Knowing there is more to the story..I do ask. Within 15 minutes of arriving and feeling like a movie star based on the 20 foot strand of pearls and 5 inch heels The Lady was talking...with her hands. Yes, she broke the strand of pearls in the middle of the bar. The whole bar went quiet as everyone watched all the pearls drop one by one and roll...and roll...and ....drop. It was the longest 30 seconds in slow motion. Mean while Cat is trying to collect the big pearls while The Lady is trying to scatter them while balancing on her 6 inch heels. Cat fixed what was left of the strand and The Lady realizing her potential to break it again...gave it to Cat. I told you no good was going to come of that 25 foot chain of pearls. See why I am horrified. Who else does not wear jewelry, goes to a jewelry party and then proceeds wreak havoc? Once again I really do not see the point of bringing up any of her flaws.