The Holidays

Hi....it's me..... Annie Grace...

So I am trying to get the lay of the land around here. the furniture has been moved. Again. For "a change" she told me. I personally did not need a change. ALL of my furniture was properly placed in my opinion. She explained we have to get ready for Christmas. NOW?? She explained we have to get ready for Thanksgiving, The Blessed Event, and Christmas..... most of all where to place the tree. Now I gaze at the thermometer which says 60 degrees and am quite confused, it's only the beginning of November....and it's gorgeous outside. The blanket of leaves 2 feet deep covering every blade of grass I find enchanting. The Lady does not like to think about the leaves so I try not to bring it up. So I ask about Thanksgiving which the only thing I know is.... I love love Turkey! I think I will go insane for 4 hours while it's cooking. This could be more of a mind game than my hallucinogens. She said they all are coming....all of them! The Felons, Ward and June with The Cherubs and The Rock Star. I asked how they will get through the borders? Apparently during the holidays the borders open...especially while there is free food. Do they still need to provide their passports to leave Mass? No it's all open! Now I am fearful about The Felons. Do I need to lock up my Wisker Lickens and Sheba-tuna flavor? What else do I need to lock up? The Lady said my food is fine but we should lock up the expensive liquor....from The Rock Star. Now I am excited because they have not met me. I am already starting to groom an extra hour each day so I am stunning. The Blessed Event I am quite concerned about as I feel many encroaches will be here including The Tomato Picker with The Sacred Crown (which we are all concerned about it's condition). Christmas I think shall be fun, a tree with sparkly things dangling sounds like fun, ribbon and wrapping paper will probably be more entertaining than those stupid stuffed toys I have. Now I understand all the lists she has been making. I though she was listing all my Christmas gifts or more needless GNP.