Hi...It's me..Annie Grace...
There is so much going on here in my homestead that I do not know where to begin. First of all a huge 18 wheeler showed up in our driveway this morning. I asked what for? The lady while sipping her Pete's coffee explained that today.... is the day! For what I asked? To remove ALL political signs from people's yards. I chomp on a Wisker Licken and venture into a territory I know I don't want to explore. "What are you doing with the 18 wheeler?" I ask. Now she is perusing through 12 shades of purple eyeshadow to see which will look best today. She turns, mascara poised in her hand and says "Annie... I am removing all political sings in this town otherwise they will be fined $200 per day." I shake my head pretending it's a cat thing, peer at her and say "you can not be serious? Your bill was NOT passed by the House or Senate! Matter of fact no one saw it! ". She swipes some shimmering blush on and says "well.. Annie....they will." NO THEY WILL NOT! Now she is off to drive an 18 wheeler around town to remove political signs that she finds offensive and feels is hindering the real estate market.
I sit in the window as I watch her back out, hitting about 5 trees along the way and shifts the gears...(which if you knew her you would know she CAN NOT drive a manual transmission....she says it's too confusing, especially in heels.) Yup...there goes Redneck Barbie.
Tuesday, November 4
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I can attest that Nanci can't drive a manual transmission as I tried (emphasis) to give her lessons once - on the roads behind her apartment in Narragansett Bay. She kept complaining that shifting made it difficult to apply lip gloss and steer at the same time.
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