Happy Birthday to my Lady..

Hi...It's me...Annie Grace...

Today is a fabulous day here. The Lady is puttering around in a great mood. At first I thought she had tapped into her Vanilla/Strawberry Body Butter which she says smells fabulous all day. But no....it's her birthday which I was unaware that she does not work on that day. I probably would not have thrown up at 4 AM this morning. I waited this morning after she finished her Pete's coffee and Special K for her to go. I grow very concerned as she is sitting in her pink pajamas (Nautica of course) with no move to leave. I give her that very concerned look saying..perhaps it's time to get ready for work. That's when I find out she is turning 34 today. (Actually...I know this is not true but I have a moment of weakness and can not ruin her warped perception of how old she is... my Sheba-tuna flavored is in jeopardy.) Now she is jumping up every time she thinks there is a car in the driveway, she said she is waiting for about 12 deliveries of flowers. I personally do not think this town of Mayberry even has 12 deliveries a week but she is occupied so I say nothing. Anyway, So I have reached the conclusion that this will be a very long winter for the two of us....together...alone...snow storms....getting dark at 4:30....a declining real estate market.....I have accepted it and am willing to be on my best behavior today. I did not swipe the Mary Kay lip balm (which she says is a miracle potion) off the nightstand. it's usually what I do in the morning now to get my Sheba-tuna flavored....it works. I did not grovel for more Sheba and happily ate my Iams hairball reducer (not really.....). She is now peering at me from over her glasses because she is trying to read the fine print in an email from Sephora saying they missed her and it's free shipping and says "Annie do I look old?" I immediately pause from washing my ears and think before I speak....... "No... My Lady...but the Dior concealer will be helpful." She jumps up and is now applying it. Seriously. So could everyone be kind to her today...it will make my weekend a tad better!