Hi...It's me... Annie Grace...Yet another evening I had to endure...The Urchins came to visit. I saw it all unfolding from the moment they walked in the door. Luckily The Big Urchin had shoes this time...perhaps the cold weather had a lot to do with it. The Little Urchin arrived dressed in pink....all pink and leopard clogs. Need I saw more? So they run around dangling all my toys in front of me. I gave them The HHTT Look...but it did nothing..they continued. So, I gracefully went upstairs and used the litter box...they followed. Now I had no choice but to seek refuge on the car hood in the garage. Quiet and hidden. BUT I heard it all! They ate Scooby Doo hot dogs, 1 cup of relish, 1 tablespoon of corn. The elders dined much more refined....with wine. Next The Urchins scoffed hair pieces, lip gloss, sacred rocks from an Indian reservation...very special indeed, money from the Martini fund.... see she is holding the sacred Martini Fund Jar, and lastly......relish. Look at their little paws......beggars! Not only that she gave them the relish to take home! Apparently they did not like relish until they were bribed to try it.....they each ate 2 cups of it. Babs and Smitty......you should stock up on relish...not Thomas's English Muffins. I closed my eyes and went to my imaginary world...Poland. They stayed. Next they are running around with ice cream cones....just what they need...sugar. FINALLY they leave. We are now lacking a multitude of items.....including relish, dignity and money.
1 comment:
It must be love...she parted with her MARTINI MONEY! That's serious stuff.
They're lucky they're so cute.
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