Friday, October 10

My services................for my nip.

Hi....It's me.....Annie Grace..........Exhausted!
















There is no free ride here. I never had chores in Western Mass and I NEVER had a budget! I am hoping someone from Cat Services at the SPCA is seeing this because it is just wrong! Remember I said we spent the day together? Well this is "THE DAY". Cleaning. Looks fabulous right? Well she was organizing her GNP, and googling George Clooney I was given "just a few things to do before your nip". Now I have to work for my hallucinogens? Most cats just get them.....plain and simple....you just stand there and stare longingly at the closet and POOF the magic nip just appears out of the bag and onto the scratch pad. Its very simple! An hour or two of rolling on the scratch pad, running from invisible demons, dilated pupils, erratic behavior, attacking feet as they walk by, catching flies that don't exist, attacking a paint spot on the wall......DOES NOT REQUIRE MANUAL LABOR FIRST! Does a dog fold laundry to get a walk? Does a horse wash dishes to get a salt lick? NO! I made my annoyance known. As she tried to make the bed I jumped up under the freshly washed sheet and curled up pretending it was a war bunker I needed to hide under....for 2 hours. She could not make the bed so as not to disturb me. Mission accomplished. After I folded the towels......I slept on them for an hour...she could not put them away as to not disturb me. Mission accomplished. She tried to fold sox's....I attacked them violently. Mission accomplished. She washed the floors....I walked on them...mission accomplished. She cleaned the litter box...I promptly used it. Twice. Mission accomplished. Lady, just give me the nip! Quite frankly I am so exhausted I need the nip.....

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