Well many of you wonder this but just don't say it out loud and I would suspect after living here for 2 1/2 months..........others KNOW WHY!!!! I mean really.....if she is so crafty with her computer...........and wit....brians...beauty.....and charm...what's the problem? Well folks I have half a mind to submit her bio for online dating and I will be in charge but that could be another chapter later. So keep in mind we are just beginning to know each other so I am sure I can enlighten everyone more as time goes on...
I had "rules" when I arrived. Imagine that! All scared I was.... at first....long ride in the car to get here....all the while I could smell "HIM" in the back of the car.
(In the future that high maintenance canine who thew up all the time and traveled all day with her in the back seat...everyday...will be referred to as "HIM" not TED OR THEODORE or Schmedly)
Anyway...back to the rules and my beginning here.
THE RULES (all of which were told to me on Rt 146 south heading toward Providence)
1. No going on counters....at first that was fine by me .....until she was making chicken and.... Oh boy was I in trouble...once again we go back to the mouth on her.
3. Stay out of her closet.....where on earth would I fit??? After a few peeks and swishing around EVERY item in black or navy...fine by me.
4. Try to keep "our" house neat. So......I neatly leave clumps of my hair around instead of depositing individual hairs through out the house.
Hopefully by now you are getting why I need your support..... But to answer your pondering question ...Why is she single?
No......it's not because this is her playing "Hedy Chablis" at a WINE Murder Mystery Party.........
No......it's not because of the some of the people she has partied with.....
So why is she single? That's easy...........because I need her .........the most!
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Hedy Shablee, I know how badly you wanted to be the killer....get over it!
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