Hi.....it's me....Annie Grace......
I have been speechless for the last couple of days. Yes...completely speechless. There are a multitude of reasons but lets start with the top 3.
The Bachelor.
By accident we (The Warden and I) ended up watching The Bachelor. By nature neither one of us likes any reality series on TV because it is a pathetic reflection of how much people need to be humiliated...I mean....seen by complete strangers making a complete fool of themselves all while thinking they are famous for a while. Famously pathetic. And why do the masses enjoy watching these shows? Because deep down in a Freudian manner....they feel better about themselves. This show IS PATHETIC!!!! I honestly never knew so many women with the IQ of a tick (saying fruit fly would be generous) and hair extensions are all lusting after a pansy of a man (who they barely know) who happens to have money. Lets take John Edwards and Tiger out of the equation for a moment, they are extreme examples. These Ticks (the screaming conniving women) actually allow themselves to be viewed by the masses acting like complete harlots, yet they all live together and basically gulp champagne while waiting for His Majesty (the pansy) to summon them to his beck and call .....feeding them crumbs along they way (which they gobble up like Turkey Vultures) enticing them that...they must be the most perfect goddess for him. After viewing this on Monday we have now rounded up the troops and are hosting a party every Monday with Pizza and wine.....to completely mock this show. There will be no squealing, hair brushing, screeching, hair twirling, whispering catty comments or in appropriate clothing. Just good clean healthy TV bashing......with wine.
OctoMom
Yes that sick deranged woman who fancies herself as a celebrity or Angelina Jolie. She is a human puppy mill that has bore too many children to count.....and lost over 100 pounds appearing on the cover of every magazine claiming she did it naturally with no surgery. There are no urchins here so neither one of us can comment but.....stretch marks after 14 children just disappear? A bikini after 14 children? How do you have the time to work out? Granted not having a job frees up time a bit.....but don't those rug rats demand most of your day? What are you slimming down for? To meet a man? I will bet she is on eHarmony! I have written her ad for her to help with the search.
SWF-Family oriented Mother looking for a desperate wealthy man who has enough money to send 14 children to the school of their choice. Love spending time at home,sipping champagne,watching crackling fires, making large family suppers and snuggling. (That part could be one of the girls on the bachelor). Looking for companionship (I don't like to be home alone....which is why I had all of those children), someone to work-out with and must own 3 minivans or a stretch Limo, preferably a Hummer.
My last shocker....Kate (From Jon and Kate....plus 8)
She had a complete makeover! What is it with these baby busting women who are now searching for a man? Apply for The Bachelor! She got rid of her backwards mullet and has fabulous hair extensions. They really look good....where did the money come from for those? Last I saw she was crying in front of The Today Show about bills in her purse (she even pointed to her invisible purse) that she could not mail out because there was no money in the account. WOW....Santa was good to her this year. Bills are paid and hair extensions are flowing. What recession??? She was sane enough to admit (I proudly display on TV) that she did have some surgery. Looks very good but unfortunately she might have selected another professional as she would still be with Jon. Does he work? I honestly don't know but it seems as though the more children you have......the more bountiful gift you receive!
Moral of the story.
Hair extension will bring you a pansy man and 8-14 children.
Sunday, January 31
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