Hi....it's me....Annie Grace,
I know sooooo many people have been wondering where I went. Well.... let me start from the begining.
After weeks of rain in which I was very suspect that I had been kidnapped and placed in Seattle, battling 4 skunks, 1 possum, 2 fox, a tree frog plastered to the glass door and 1 long eared rabbit I awoke to find a stretch limo at the front door, a drop dead gorgeous driver with ripped abs and a note from George Clooney instructing us to get in the limo and we were being whisked off to his yacht for a month in the south of France and the to Canne finally ending up in his home in Italy for the month of August. I dutifully went. Without my Wisker Lickens Beach Part Flavor. We were chased by Sea Pirates for a bit and shot at by island people but all in all it was quite fun. I know it sounds like the latest trashy novel The Lady is reading but I seriously believe it happened! I am forced to be on 24 hour predator patrol as we have been ambushed by Marlin Perkins Wild Kingdom. My song birds are being threatened by a white uninvited cat who stalks the feeders. I will hill him. The Lady has cut her hair, actually The Rock Star did it after a martini, proclaiming it gives her a VERY European look. It does not. She asked me if I wanted to cut my hair as well and I just gave her The HHTT Look, dilated my pupils which she actually understood and promptly put the shears down. Why oh Why would I cut my gorgeous hair. What would I deposit in clumps around the house? Is she daft?
So in summary, we are home...... living on a yacht is just too barbaric, Canne was too hot, and decided that George was just a fling as there are so many endless possibilities here in Mayberry. Sorry for not being better about my Blog this summer but to Fig and The Librarian, Smitty and Babs.......... I have returned!
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