Hi....it's me.....Annie Grace.........
I have my shot gun and am now on window watch for Serpico ....Our Skunk. I can not wait for this botched operation to unfold. I will sit here until dusk plotting my escape as well as watching for the skunk. The pressure on me is enormous. 2 nights of failure indicate to me that we need a full proof method. Weapons. I removed the gun from the closet and after cleaning it (remember...cleanliness counts) I then ate my 4 wisker lickens ration of party ocean flavor for strength and sit. If you were a skunk and got captured lured by cat food...then escaped would you go back in the cage the next night? I think not. Meanwhile The Lady is now dressing in her finest black Tahari pants and a black tunic from Calvin Klein and has managed to add to the costume Urban Decay Twice Baked Quad of eye shadow which will glimmer in the moonlight. I ignore her and stay at my post. I have now dubbed this.....Operation Failure.
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