I am a fashion runway model

Hi......it's me....Annie Grace,
I received a very early communication signal from the birds this morning and felt I must share with The Lady what they were saying. GET UP! I had decided late last night that I was a fashion runway model. I now practice "working the runway" for her by strutting back and forth over the bed to include showing her that when something is in your way on the runway you just keep walking. So....her head was in the way....I just kept walking....back and forth...with purpose. No movement from her but I know she is faking sleep hoping I will settle down. Now I stick my face right up to her nose and just peer. I am so close she can not even see my ears. Finally as her beady eyes open into mine she says the most ghastly thing. "Oh Annie....are you purring, you are happy to see me!". No. That is hunger pains you hear....I need my Sheba and I just want you to get up so I can practice my runway strut downstairs. Get up. Plus I have some more investigative work to do like Googling Mr Craig List to find out his hidden information and solve this crime of massage killings. If I get no where being a CSI agent.....I may nap.
I get slightly nervous as habitually she gets ready for work at the same time and I am not seeing the flurry of lotions and potions. Hey Lady....your late. "Oh Annie, I have too much to do around the house today" she tells me while cleaning my litter box. I just sit by her feet and gaze at her which is like a silent praise for cleaning my box. I read about it in Training your Owner 101, a very similar style of training to Pavlov...but with out any treats. I am training her behaviour to be automatic. Seems to work so far. I basically have created my own version of a Stepford Wife. She runs around cleaning my box, replenishing the food and water, supplying treats and washing all my polar fleece blankets. I know, I know....seems like I have a good life here but I am still trying claim residence in Poland or Italy.
Getting back to her being home today. I act very nonchalant about it and stretch at her feet all while glancing at her sideways. You mean you will be home ALL day? I am starting to panic. "Well no Annie.....a day off means you work for a couple of hours THEN come home" she says. So it's a half day I told her. "No Annie... a half day in real estate means you are done by 5 PM." I have decided not to get into my family business of real estate. I will continue to practice my runway model and ballerina skills.