Monday morning mess

Hi.....it's me......Annie Grace......
We awoke promptly at 6:41 AM this morning after a very windy stormy night to a mess of snow. Next thing I know in whirlwind fashion she is now in the closet looking for the UGG snow boots she put away, that ghastly white fur hat and matching white Northface ski jacket. (Please remember this matching outfit was purchased when real estate was booming and also remember she....does not ski) Now she is outside shoveling like crazy, making the front walkway path the largest I have ever seen. As I watch from behind the glass door cheering her on ,I am suspect as to WHY she is shoveling so early and why the path is so big. (Usually she has coffee and contemplates shoveling all while hoping some white knight in shining armor will arrive to shovel and whisk her away.) Now I see coming down the street a snow plow. She is just finishing shoveling through the big mountain on the street from the overnight plows and is looking quite pleased with herself waving at me. I cover my eyes with my paw....I can not watch. Yes....the plow goes by and now dumps another mountain in front of her freshly shoveled path from the street. She turns and looks shocked, then I knew what was coming....she flips him off. Lady, this is not a good way to make friends with the town. After finishing and coming back in I asked her why all this shoveling. All that for a Munroe Dairy delivery? "No Annie....today is a very special day." I raise both eyebrows wondering what ridiculous statement is about to emerge from her mouth. "Annie...today is the day that my Dior Beige #6 foundation is arriving!! I have followed the tracking on UPS and is is coming...TODAY!" I was fully aware that she had run out of the fabulous Dior foundation as each morning she remind me. I have assured her I will keep watch for the big brown UPS that is filled to the brim with treasures. THAT is the highlight of our day.....