Socks has passed

Hi......It's me....Annie Grace....
I am not sure if I am fully out of mourning yet but in case EVERYONE did not know....Socks is dead. That would be the Clinton's White House cat who....after leaving the White House they gave him up to an employee, which indicates how the human population uses my species for publicity and then PUFF....we are no longer necessary. I feel his pain as I am once again having to pay attention to The Lady and her needy ways. I have just had to endure sitting on her lap for....about 25 minutes. It was horrifying! I am in my own pain with mourning the loss of a true fighter cat who beat the crap out of a White House dog named Buddy...who also is dead. If I could have lived in a mansion......well, let's just say...I would have more space and perhaps be a tad more happy. But anyway.....although people are in dire straights, watching the DOW go down, wondering why a woman would have 14 children with no job, depressed, waiting for their $2,000 economic stimulus check for a Make Over/Make Up, irritable, and basically.......mean. Socks makes headline news! A hero! I am still working on my own economic stimulus package beyond the Make Over/Make Up check.....
1. For One Week.....No one can drive. All roads will be shut down except for rescue vehicles and public transportation. You must now WALK to work and to any store. People will lose weight, not buy so much food as now they have to carry it home. And...this will help the roads.
2. For One Month....The media and press can only focus on "Nice stories"...like Buddy and Socks
3. For One Night a week.....all wine is free.
4. For One Day......Pedicures are free.
5. One Evening.....all Bank Executives must have 100 people that make under $50,000 a year over to their mansions for a free catered dinner.

This is just my preliminary ideas but I really do feel that they would help. Meanwhile I am now sitting here gazing at the fireplace...willing The Lady to please make a fire for me but now she is fluttering around looking for her check for new make-up and washing every ounce of linens in the house all while checking to make sure her waterproof eyeliner has held up for the day.