Mrs Robinson and The Guardian Angel

Hi...it's me......Annie Grace......
Here we are......another day of prisionship here. Inclement weather...AGAIN. So here she is napping while watching a trashy lifetime movie. I have repeatedly asked for the Patriots game but she has a very blank look and says " Oh Annie....it's like the stock market and the elections....you only need to see the last 1/2 hour....for the results." So....I turn sideways, swish my tail at her and ever so carefully walk PERFECTLY slow out of the room until I get to the door, then I turn just my head and look at her, with the HHTT Look. I inquired this morning over coffee and Wisker Lickens where she was last night as I was exhausted waiting up for her. She said she was out for dinner with The Guardian Angel, which means apparently bad roads are not any cause for concern when it comes to swordfish and a martini. Being highly intelligent I realize that more went on last night so I asked her WHERE they went after dinner. So they went to Joe's and proceeded to spread more holiday cheer among the other patrons. So now they notice a very YOUNG man sitting at the bar next to The Lady who proceeds to hit on them. "John" is his name and now the Guardian Angel is flying all around the drinking establishment with her wings while The Lady is now conversing with young John. I gasped....The Angel left you? Is she not your Guardian? The Lady now kindly says..."John how old are you?" He says 28. Relentless in his pursuing...The Lady says that she is old enough to be his mother. Clearly he has been watching old movies...like The Graduate. At this point she is now wearing Guardian Angels glasses because she cant read the tab in the dark. Chattering away young John continues to bore her. Alas...The Guardian Angel has returned and now they may fluff him off and go home. So now I am busy defining The Guardian Angel's official definition:

GUARDIAN ANGEL
Function:
noun
Date:
circa 1631
: an angel believed to have special care of a particular individual ; broadly : savior 1 , protector

PROTECTOR
Pronunciation:
\prə-ˈtek-tər\
Function:
noun
Date:
14th century
1 a: one that protects : guardian b: a device used to prevent injury : guard2 a: one having the care of a kingdom during the king's minority : regent b: the executive head of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, and Ireland from 1653 to 1659 —called also Lord Protector of the Commonwealth

Hopefully this will help her! The Guardian Angel that is. Mrs. Robinson on the other hand......... her ego has been inflated which means she is unbearable today.