Thursday, December 25

Merry Christmas

Hi....it's me....Annie Grace,

I know I am suppose to say Happy Holidays but....clearly I am not a politically correct Ragdoll. I am alone. All by myself for the day. Yes....solo...by thy self....without others....



Actually it has no impact on me. I will be sleeping for 22 hours of the day and dumping fur, eating and sharpening my claws on the leather for the remaining 2 hours. I may spend some time slightly moving shiny objects that catch my attention on the tables as The Lady will notice if they are 1/8th of a millimeter off. Then she will wonder around the house when she returns examining everything to make sure it is "just so". I am quite sure that when mothers leave there 5 year old unattended for 24 hours there are ramifications with DCYF but she is apparently above the law. I will sense when she is returning and sit in the window when she drives in which will instantly make her guilt ridden and then will be followed by an abundance of turkey treats and cat nip. It is a fabulous plan. So I would like to say Merry Christmas to all!

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