Hi...it's me...Annie Grace...
I know I have been MIA for a week or so but you must understand my life is mayhem. The holidays have disrupted my usual routines, furniture is being moved again, there is now a giant tree in the living room which I am quite sure is my new drinking station. I heard The Lady talking months ago about cats not liking the smell of pine so she has sprayed it on all of MY furniture so.........I now sleep under the tree which drives her insane. (Mission accomplished) As soon as we got rid of the Thanksgiving people creating havoc now we are preparing for The Blessed Event. She spent about an hour dusting and polishing Merry. The shrine of The Blessed Event. Please note....where is her head?????????? I am just horrified that this many grown women become violent and obsessed for one evening to honor a mannequin with no head purchased many years ago at the most low bottom TJ Maxx in New London,CT.It seems Merry only comes out the day before The Blessed Event and is returned to the basement the following day. The Lady is trying to tell me all the stories of the magical evening and after about 10 minutes my eyes glaze over, I am sending a telepathic SOS to be rescued while trying not to fall asleep. "Annie Grace....are you listening?" I hear from her mouth which is now perfectly colored in with the most horrifying shade of red lipstick. Clearly she is experimenting with color before a holiday party. I hate these evenings!!! Anyway, she continues talking and I now become hypnotized by her mouth...it's like watching a constant moving red donut. I know bring up the fact that perhaps she should start next time with lip liner.... Now I have visions of Joan Crawford and I shudder. Thank goodness she has no wire hangers!!! No seriously.....only wood ones and they all match! I am trying not to think about that movie Mommy Dearest but at this time it is too close to home so I swiftly feign interest in watching her experiment with more shimmer to ACCENT the awful lipstick. I might join Merry in the basement.
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My Dear Annie Grace. I have finally found you and your wonderful blog. Please be kind to "The Lady" over the next few weeks these holday's do cause many unexpected things. I truly enjoyed your company the other evening, you are just as beautiful in person. RUN RUN RUN from the events to take place in a few days or you may find yourself the next ornament on the tree. But do play nicely with your new toy and snuggle a little more closely these days to your Lady. I hope to visit with you again soon.
My Best, "Guardian Angel"
Don't you and any of your friends use names? It's all so code-like. Scott D. Millin (that's my actual name)
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