Hi...it's me...Annie Grace..............
After 30 years of this unsolved mystery Mobster "Joe Onions" Scanlon has been found........ buried 14 feet deep behind an apartment complex. Alas we can all sleep better tonight. For days this has consumed our life here. We keep watching the digging...waiting and waiting and then finally the news! They found bones and a boot! No seriously. I asked the lady why we were following this. Her response was the names of these people involved was hysterical and even The Sopranos might not compare. The Lady said that with a name like "Joe Onions" perhaps his future did not look so good anyway. I mean if he was "Joe The Enforcer" or "Joe Cement" or "Joe Iron Pipe" or "Joe 357 Magnum" he would have fared better. I tend to agree with this....his future was bleak. Why onions? Perhaps these were his selections and Onions was just the best at the time.
Joe Parsnip
Joe Summer Squash
Joe Vine Ripened Tomato
Joe Brussels Sprouts
Now I spend all day looking out the window pondering my name and watching for Alley Cats. The Lady as always is fluttering around, listening to Christmas songs, cleaning an invisible speck of dust on the counter tops and googling to see where George Clooney will be for Thanksgiving. I have complete faith he will not be flying into an area in which they just exhumed the boot of "Joe Onions" Scanlon after a 30 year mystery. To which I might add.....both the men who killed Joe Onions were convicted without a body and have since been released. So...I ask The Lady "Don't you find it odd that the men have already served their time and NOW they find he body? Is that backwards?" She said that's Rhode Island. So here is THE BOOT and bones.....on a gurney.
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