She is a witch!!

Hi...It's me Annie Grace..............

Yet just another evening out..............this one I found very frightful. It started as a normal day. We got up... I grazed on my carefully measured minuscule portion of Sheba- Tuna Flavored prior to Iams Hairball Reducer which was followed by Wisker Lickens. She is fluttering while drinking her coffee, selecting today's coordinating 3 colors of eye shadow in matte finish. A swirl, tap and brush of Bare Mineral I.D. make up, a poof of Dolce and Gabbana Light Blue and a 2 1/2 minute gaze into the abyss of her closet and then she exclaims perhaps the black cashmere sweater would be better. Oh goody....finally I can be left alone for my pre-mid morning nap. But NO! She exclaims with that sappy look "Annie, what would you like to do together today?" I glanced at the clock. It's 8:45 am. YOU go to work...that's what happens....right? Oh no please go...... "But Annie...I some time off today. WE could spend time together". So we do. Finally she says "Annie... I have to go to a dinner." But of course you do...run along! Off she goes with a smidgen of sparkly lip gloss that she says will look fabulous in the fire. Yes......fire. She is a witch!!!

I get the cast of characters when she gets home.....very very late.

She goes to a house in the woods which was set 700 miles off the main road with horses, a bonfire, a canine who looks just like HIM called Dandy, DiDi, the offspring of DiDi who we shall call Eskimo, The Host and her cherub who we shall call Little Miss Wheeler. Need I recap the scenario or perhaps the photo will help. She says what a fabulous time they had and they laughed, ate and drank. Please note the wine bottles. Those are the ones outside....Apparently Little Miss Wheeler is the only adult in the group and keeps everyone in line. The Lady said Eskimo and Little Miss Wheeler are her "little sisters". So piecing it all together I understand some of The Lady's issues. She has Felon's for parents, JFK Jr, The Rock Star, Little Miss Wheeler and Eskimo for siblings. What I am trying to figure out is Eskimo's boots......is that rabbit fur???????????? The Lady said Eskimo is going to give them to her as she is moving to FL and WONT NEED THEM!! What is wrong with this bunch? Apparently when they all get together it is pure chaos, laughs and fun. What concerns me if the little white varmint in the photo more than Eskimos boots!