The fly

Today has been a very productive day.....I have spent all day trying to open all the closet doors...making as much racket as I can. Finally each time she gets up from the computer..exasperated....and opens the door I have been rattling. So I sit, put both paws together, tilt my head...look at her like I am saying Thank You, then I look at the open door and turn and slowly walk away. (That is the secret.....walking away slowly...like SHE did something wrong). After 4 times she gave me "A Look". I then proceeded to swipe her when she walked by, which is not my fault as she usually has some ruffle, string or scarf attached to her latest attire. Next thing I know...I HUGE fly miraculously shows up. Now in all my time here I have NEVER EVER seen a fly here! I am suspect that she has planted it here so she can "work". I have spent 3 hours swatting it, chasing after it, and following it. I find it odd that it is attracted to "my window" and "my front door". My two favorite places??? The fly only likes my two favorite places??? This is insane. I ate it. So..... I look up...where she is working......ready to give the mother of all HHTT Looks. There...on the computer....I see it.....SEPHORA. Yes folks....she has planted a fly on steroids in the house so she can see the 25 greatest picks on Sephora. What human being would drive their cat insane for eyeliner and lip gloss?????