So as you can now surmise..much of my complaints are her talking.
Well.....when I get one word answers...I know something is amiss. As the saying goes...."Do not bite the hand that feeds you", so periodically I do feign interest. Tonight was JUST a little odd. I asked where were you? "Out" was the answer. Out where? "Dinner" was the response. Dinner WHERE? "At Pameleerrrr's" was the answer. With The Urchin's???? Did they ask about me???? I am sure they were wondering where I was!!!!! The Lady explained they had "company" ....Smithy and Babs.
WHO??? They sound like the name of a rifle...or hit men. This is the most I can figure out at this point....
She went to a dinner party with Pamaleerrrrr, The Urchins,PAT (A Husband), Smithy and Babs (The parents of Pameleeeerrrr) and a fat dog named Sammy.
Sounds utterly facinating.......Sorry...I fell asleep for a second!.
A dinner party! Wow...how fun ....while I was chomping on Iams Hairball Reducer food alone........SHE was at a dinner party!!!!. I hope this time The Urchins had foot ware.
So....a DINNER PARTY....what trinkets did you go home with? What was the party favor? Fine china, crystal.....Congac...perfume...imported chocolates? What?????
She said no they gave her English Muffins. ......................Yes...with all the nooks and crannies...
Apparently Smithy and Babs knocked off the Shaw's truck and stole a case of English Muffins. See........hit men......dough thieves...it's all the same. They drove up from Florida to rob a Shaw's truck ....in uncharted territories. I am concerned that they drive cross country in their unsuspecting minivan stealing. They were "driving home to Florida".........hitting every state....to "visit people". Yeah, ....like more dough. Food is expensive these days! WE.....the consumer will pay! I mean really? What other explanation does someone have for a case of Thomas's English Muffins. Has ANYONE ever even bought more than 2 packages? I am seeing the reasons why the big urchin left with no shoes.....genetics. Just steal another pair! Quite scary indeed.
Right now The Lady is plotting a way to steal the young Urchin....to free her of the potential life of dough crime. I might step on board for this one myself! Utterly scary!!! I would watch out Pamaleerrrr.... But then again you are very busy these days blogging yourself.
But! Then I find this photo of The Urchins......with The Lady.....clearly unsupervised!!! Lipstick??????? On a young Urchin??????? Perhaps she is better off with a mother who thinks she is a Victoria Secret Angel and dough thieves for grandparents...... Mine are Felons so who am I to talk.
Please note......no shoes ....again on The big Urchin
2 comments:
Dear Annie Grace -- We are so sorry that The Lady didn't bring you to the dinner party at Pamelaeerrs house. We would have loved meeting you. We were there visiting with the urchins -- and yes, we are the people who are responsible for giving you the ammunition to write the story about the English muffins! We are now known as "The Muffin Gang".
In truth, we laughed until we had tears running down our cheeks because you wrote that story so well -- keep up the good work and we'll look forward to reading more of your adventures.
Smithy & Babs
So, these are the urchins competing with my cherubs for The Lady's attention. I see. They are very cute - the cherubs are now pre-teens and don't have those adorable cheeks like the urchins do. This is going to be tough. :)
June Cleaver
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