Hi......It's me...Annie Grace......

We have just had a small wrestling match.....I won. She is now examining her arms and the blood. I am happily chomping on Iams hairball reducer, quite pleased with myself. Let's just say I think we all know who is boss of this abode. No....please not an ounce of sympathy for her! This is a typical Sunday for me. Follow along....

6:46 AM Wake up

6:47 AM Wake her up (days of the week are insignificant to me)

6:48 AM My one minuscule tablespoon of Sheba

6:49 AM Chomp on Iams hairball reducer- chicken flavor

6:50 AM Stare at her until I get my Wisker Lickens treats

6:51 AM Demand to be petted

6:52 AM Continue to demand attention....for about 14 minutes

7:15 AM Allow her to make her coffee

7:30 AM Back to bed for a nap

8:00 AM Awake to a horrible noise in the house.......The vacuum cleaner

8:01 AM Stare at the vacuum cleaner and her with my most prized HHTT Look

8:30 AM Still can't sleep but now endure the smell of Murphy's soap and a mop. Continue with the HHTT Look

9:01 Smell Pledge-this is not good for my launching spots...I just know it! Keep the HHTT Look.

9;45 AM Awake to the washing machine clanking.....off balance again. You would think she can figure it out by now!

10:00 AM Still can't sleep...now the dishwasher is going

10:01 AM Jump up! I smell turkey!

10:02 AM Saunter into the kitchen. OMG! Turkey soup is brewing

10:03 AM Scoff some turkey...acting like I actually missed her

10:05 AM Gazed out the window like I was lonely

10:06 AM Got more turkey from her guilt

10:30 AM Listen to Stevie Nicks "The Nightbird" 8 times while she dusts and polishes the granite

10:45 AM Help her google to see where Hugh Jackman is today

11:00 AM Help her pick out which frighteningly short skirt she will wear with her Ugg's today

12:00 PM Push her out the door to go to work...all while complimenting her eye shadow, shimmer and lip gloss

12:02 PM Off to my pink blanket for sleep

4:42 PM Hear the garage door opener. Quiet time is over!

4:53 PM Wrestling match!

Seriously.....I DO NOT exaggerate.